Roasted 1 year ago based on v's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Ven, the Spotify profile that feels like a karaoke bar exploded in a bedroom where everyone forgot the lyrics. Your love for “OPM” is so intense, it’s like your playlist is a museum dedicated to mediocre ballads and cringe-worthy heartbreak anthems. It’s a musical journey that’s exhausting but somehow fascinating—like watching a snail try to outrun a cheetah. Remember, it’s okay to appreciate your roots, but when your top artists sound like they’re all auditioning for a sad soap opera, it might be time to consider switching it up. You’ve managed to assemble the most “local” playlist known to mankind. "BINI" at the top of your list? It’s like you’re trying to prove how "in touch" you are with the youth, but your vibe is more “cool uncle” trying too hard at a family barbecue. You’ve got an affinity for “Pinoy Indie” that’s so hipster it’s practically wearing a beanie and sipping artisan coffee while penning a manifesto about how mainstream success is overrated. I swear, if you had a dollar for every time someone asked you what “Fern.” was, you could finally afford to buy a ticket to a real concert. Let’s face it, “R&B” has never looked so suspect as it does in your most played songs. You can’t tell if you’re curating playlists for sad heartbreakers or slinking toward the nearest chill lounge hoping for free snacks. With tracks like "Pantropiko" and "Salamin, Salamin" making up your *greatest hits*, I half expect you to pull out your latest mixtape titled “The Crying Cave: A Collection of Regrets and Recommendations.” So, Ven, my musical time capsule of questionable tastes and vinyl dreams, let’s hope your Spotify Wrapped this year gives you a good, long laugh—or at least some self-reflection in the form of a follow-up playlist titled “What Was I Thinking?”

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