Roasted 10 months ago based on katri.kortelainen's long term Spotify stats.

Katri Kortelainen, your Spotify profile reads like a cultural identity crisis on shuffle. I mean, who knew listening to "Finnish Pop" and "Horrorcore" could coexist in the same auditory space? You’ve got your playlist running the gamut from "I’m vibing" to "Help, I’m being hunted in the woods!" If your taste in music were a human being, I’d recommend sending it to therapy before we all get traumatized. Let’s talk about your top artists. Stray Kids and Lana Del Rey? That's like trying to make a s'more out of marshmallows and pickles—just a disaster waiting to happen. And don't think I missed Gettomasa—it should not be on the same list as the majestic Ramin Djawadi, whose compositions elevate film scores while your selections seem to be more about scoring a date with the ghost of your ex. I’d say your music taste is eclectic, but it’s really just what happens when you hit "shuffle" on your entire life experience. And your most played songs? “Wasted Love”? Sounds about right—wasted is how I feel after peeking into your music library. “Köpis 2012”? You just had to throw in a nostalgia trip with a side of regret, huh? It's like you're curating the emotional rollercoaster we never signed up for—especially if "don't let me go" is your go-to anthem, you may wanna grab a therapist's number instead. Keep it up, though! You’re not just a listener, you’re a full-blown musical car crash we can’t help but gawk at!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!