Roasted 10 months ago based on 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Frank Honey, your Spotify profile looks like a midlife crisis straight out of 2004. Seriously, with a favorite genres list that reads like the existential crisis of a dad who just got a motorcycle, it's no wonder your music taste is stuck in a perpetual state of angst. Do you even realize that “Post-Grunge” is what people listen to while contemplating how they peaked in high school? And come on, you have “Art Rock” on the list—are you trying to impress the hipster at the coffee shop or just compete for the title of “Most Likely to Cry Into a Flannel”? Your top artists might as well be a support group for people who still wear band tees as adults. I’m surprised you didn’t add "Nickelback" just to give it that extra level of desperate nostalgia. You prioritize Smashing Pumpkins like they’re the soundtrack to your profound rebellion against not having a job. And Kanye West? It’s like you can’t decide whether you want to rage against the machine or just cry in your mom's basement. Get it together, Frank; your music taste says "I'm an emotional rollercoaster" but your vibe screams “I have a collection of collectible spoons.” And speaking of your most played songs, “COCAINE NOSE” by Playboi Carti? Was that your cry for help or just your daily affirmation? With all those remastered Pumpkins songs, it’s like you think nostalgia can cover up the fact that you peaked socially back in high school, too. Mixing “Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away)” with “White Ferrari”? That’s a playlist made for the creepy guy who overshares at the local bar. Frank, it’s time to either embrace the Spotify algorithm or seriously consider switching to podcasts—at least they won't judge your struggling love life like your current tracks!

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