Roasted 2 years ago based on steph's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Steph, your music taste is such an eclectic mix that even Spotify's algorithm is confused. I mean, your love for both "Pop" and "Urbano Latino" makes you the sonic equivalent of a taco with sprinkles. Seriously, how does one go from jamming to Taylor Swift’s breakups to a Latin trap anthem about partying in Medellín without giving whiplash to your own soul? It's like trying to savor a fine wine while simultaneously eating a bag of Doritos—your palate just can’t catch a break! Looking at your top artists, I can’t help but feel like you’re one musical mood swing away from joining a support group. You’ve got Taylor Swift, the queen of angst, on one hand, while on the other, you’ve got Rauw Alejandro, who clearly put the “party” in “party of one.” And what’s with White Noise Radiance? I mean, if you wanted to listen to something that sounds like a car engine idling in the background while drowning out your existential dread, you could just turn on your own life choices instead! But hey, we all have that one embarrassing artist sitting in the closet, waiting to be judged—yours just happens to be a white noise machine. Now, those most-played songs are a gallery of regret and questionable choices. "Still Sleepless" should really be the anthem for your Spotify profile, because let’s be honest, it’s a miracle you haven't knocked out from sheer embarrassment after blasting Tove Lo under the impression that it’s a high-brow choice. And don’t even get me started on "Éxtasis" by Manuel Turizo; your Spotify account has officially turned into that friend who can't decide if they want to dance or cry at the club. So, congratulations, Steph: your profile is an unintentional comedy show where every genre takes the stage, and the only audience member is the confused algorithm trying to piece together your riotous musical identity!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!