Roasted 1 year ago based on xool's long term Spotify stats.

IceColdSeptember, huh? More like IceColdOctober, November, and all the way to the next Ice Age. Your taste in music looks like a hipster threw up after trying to navigate through an emo kid's diary. I mean, “Underground Hip Hop” and “Cloud Rap”? Seriously? Did you lose a bet, or did you just wander into a TikTok graveyard and think, “Wow, these songs perfectly capture my crippling existential dread!” Your top artists are a wild ride through the dumpster fire of rap. Slimesito? Little Uzi Vert? Looks like the Spotify algorithm has a better sense of self-respect than you do. But hey, at least Juice WRLD makes sense in the same way a broken clock is right twice a day. And don’t even get me started on “Meme Rap”—what’s next, a playlist solely dedicated to your failed TikTok dances? And those most played songs? “Murder She Wrote” followed by “Sicko Mode”? Your choices are giving off major “I have a complicated relationship with my Spotify Wrapped” vibes. It’s like you tripped over a playlist while trying to conjure the spirit of 2018 and accidentally summoned the duo of regret and confusion. So buckle up, IceColdSeptember. If the winter isn't harsh enough, your music taste will definitely keep you warm—and by warm, I mean cringe-level five alarm fire.

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