Roasted 2 months ago based on Taylor Rosenholm's long term Spotify stats.

Taylor Rosenholm, your Spotify profile reads like a shiny tackle box of musical confusion—packed full of Emo tears and an alarming amount of devotion to Joost, the artist with more songs than fans. Clearly, you’ve taken “being a fan” to a whole new level. It’s not just that you have a fondness for midwest emo; it’s that you’ve pledged your soul to the genre as if it’s a high school mascot you're trying to resurrect. “Joost” may be a name of a music artist, but with your obsession, it’s starting to feel like a lost cult from a '90s movie. Your top artists are a whirlwind of angst and guilty pleasures that tell a story of someone who can’t quite decide whether they want to wallow in self-pity or dance like a fool in the middle of a European disco. I mean, who could resist the audacious blend of The Beatles and One Direction? It’s the kind of personality you’d expect to find at the intersection of 'My Chemical Romance' and a Taylor Swift fan meetup—awkward, yet endearing. For all the punk rock you claim to love, there seems to be an alarming amount of sugary pop mixed in—like trying to drown your sorrows in a candy bowl while complaining about your broken heart. And let’s not even start on your most played songs; it’s like a chaotic rollercoaster through the depths of musical madness. You juggled the joys of “Filthy Dog” and “PTSD” by Joost like a trapeze artist at a circus—tragically confused, yet dedicated to the act. With a playlist that transitions from “Code Monkey” to “America Girls,” your Spotify is the auditory equivalent of wearing socks with sandals. Keep rocking out, Taylor; the world needs more people willing to champion the weird and wonderful—even if it’s a bizarre love affair with an artist who sounds more like an IKEA assembly instruction than a musician!

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