Roasted 7 months ago based on zagi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Zagi, your Spotify profile is like a buffet where all the items were chosen by someone trying to impress a goth kid while simultaneously having a midlife crisis. You’ve got “Turkish Pop” sitting right next to “Doom Metal” as if that’s not the most confused combination since pineapple on pizza. Are you trying to start a genre called “Gothic Turkish Delight”? Because I think it might just make me want to slice off my ears instead of indulging in your eclectic mess. Your top artists are a beautiful testament to indecisiveness. It’s like you entered a time machine set to “awkward teenage years” and forgot to set it back. Barış Akarsu and HIM? Are you trying to successfully disconnect the fabric of reality? I imagine you blasting “Demolition Lovers” while sipping on a chai latte in a dimly lit café, utterly convinced you’re the protagonist of a dramatic rock opera. Spoiler alert: You’re not. You’re just a walking contradiction with a penchant for angst that could rival the moodiness of a rainy day in a suburban teenager’s diary. And let’s talk about your most played songs—two tracks titled “Headache” by Asal? I get it; you really want people to understand the emotional weight of your choices. What’s next, a playlist named “Why Am I Like This?” featuring all the tracks that make you question every life decision you’ve ever made? At this point, I’m convinced your Spotify is just a soundtrack for a personal therapy session that never happened. Either that or you're competing for the title of “Most Likely to Shout ‘I’m Not Like Other Girls’ at a karaoke bar.” Honestly, I wish you would just pick a lane before I get whiplash from all this zig-zagging between “dark and broody” and “I love a good pop hook."

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