Roasted 8 months ago based on Ghita 🌊's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Ghita, the proud curator of the world’s largest collection of ‘Songs to Cry Over My Indomie.’ What a diverse taste you’ve got—K-Pop, Indonesian Indie, and a certain obsession with the word "Indonesian" that makes me think you might just be trying to single-handedly repopulate the country's music scene. Honestly, with this lineup, it’s like you took a musical pilgrimage to the land of hipsters and forgot to bring back any semblance of mainstream taste. Garage Rock sandwiched between five variations of Indonesian Pop? Talk about a musical identity crisis! Your Top Artists list reads like a “Who’s Who” of people who are *definitely* better than whatever you’re attempting to sing in the shower. I mean, how does one even reconcile jam sessions featuring both Taylor Swift and Nadin Amizah? It’s like inviting your cool friends to a party and then forgetting to mention there’s also a karaoke session where the only song allowed is “Indorock’s Greatest Hits!” Your obsession with grouping all these genres together is the musical equivalent of trying to fit a square peg in a round hole, and spoiler alert: it’s not working out so well. And let’s have a chat about those most-played songs: "Futile Devices (Doveman Remix)?" I don’t know whether to commend you for the deep cut or wonder if you’re just trying to impress art students at a coffee shop. And “Try Again” by JAEHYUN? I didn’t realize we had a full-time coach for the “Why Didn’t They Text Me Back” League! Every song on your list is a charming invitation to ask: “Do you listen to music, or are you just compiling a soundtrack for your existential crisis?” Just remember, it's never too late to discover music that won't have you questioning all your life choices. Cheers, Ghita! 🌊

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