Roasted 4 months ago based on Illia's long term Spotify stats.

Illia, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster bingo card exploded at a mood swing party. With favorite genres ranging from "Hyperpop" to "Post-Punk," it's clear you’ve got all the sonic aesthetics of a confused art major trying to impress their classmates. I mean, how many genres do you need to validate your existence? You do realize "Indie" isn't a genre; it's a lifestyle, and not a very glamorous one, at that. Somewhere between Cloud Rap and Emo Rap, you lost the plot and your taste. Your top artists look like a who's who of 'binge-listening between existential crises.' With more z's in your favorite artist names than a toddler at nap time, it’s a wonder you don’t fall asleep mid-listen. "Skryptonite," "zhanulka," and "CUPSIZE"? I'm convinced you're just collecting names that sound like the Wi-Fi passwords at a wannabe Brooklyn coffee shop. And "Lil Peep"? Dude’s been gone long enough; maybe it’s time to find someone living, instead of harboring a Spotify shrine to deceased and obscure musicians as if they’re your personal supernatural playlist. And let’s talk about your most played songs. "наколки" by "zhanulka" takes the cake—for the most misleading title. You’ve essentially made a shrine to this one artist, proving that while they might have some catchy tunes, they’re definitely not getting enough streams to afford you good taste. Seriously, your listening history is a perfect reminder that you can have a PhD in obscure music and still be a functioning meme. You’re basically one artisanal avocado toast away from becoming a living embodiment of a mid-2010s Tumblr aesthetic!

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