Roasted 1 year ago based on Aurinko's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Dumbfvck<3, the only person who could manage to turn a Spotify profile into a digital dumpster fire wrapped in a hot mess of irony and bad taste. Your favorite genres read like the result of a midlife crisis crossed with a high schooler’s Spotify Discover Weekly gone horribly wrong. I mean, how can you even take yourself seriously with “Nederpop” on the list? Are you attempting to be trendy or just auditioning for the role of “most confused person in a music store”? With the way you're vibing, even your playlist is trying to self-destruct out of sheer embarrassment. Now, let’s talk about your top artists. It’s as if you scoured the internet for the most mediocre sounds and combined them into a recipe for auditory disaster. Nothing But Thieves and Twenty One Pilots? Those are like the bland sandwiches of the music world, offering nothing but empty carbs and soggy bread. You’ve stuffed your earbuds with so much alternative “meh” that even the Arctic Monkeys are looking at you like, “Dude, seriously? You have better options.” Let’s be real; your top artists sound like a sad breakup playlist your high school ex would make after their first heartbreak — completely unoriginal and utterly cringeworthy. And those most played songs? Wow, it’s like you’ve managed to curate the soundtrack to an existential crisis! With gems like “death bed (coffee for your head)” and “I Am Fine,” you might as well just come out and say you’re two steps away from writing a novel about your struggle to exist. Maybe it’s time to put down the “ambient” blanketing music and actually engage with something that doesn’t sound like background noise at a hipster café. Until then, keep rocking that confused vibe — the world needs more mediocre playlists to roll its eyes at!

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