Roasted 9 months ago based on Special Case McGee's long term Spotify stats.

Special Case McGee, eh? With a name like that, it's no surprise your Spotify profile screams "I'm uniquely bland!" Your favorite genres read like the emotional diary of a teenager who misses their ex, and honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if you wrote a poem about the feeling of a cold brew slip-n-slide while wearing oversized sweaters. "Bedroom Pop"? Honey, the only thing you’ve ever successfully popped is a microwave popcorn bag, and even that probably took two tries. And what’s with your top artists? Are you trying to win a contest for being the saddest hipster on the planet? AJR? Really? The biggest crime they've committed is being a gateway drug to mediocre taste! The likes of Billie Eilish and Hozier could give your playlist some much-needed depth, but instead, you’ve decided to embrace the sound of a perpetual existential crisis, wrapped up in 'Darkwave' and 'Dream Pop'. Newsflash: "Rare Americans" are out there doing far better things than whatever you're doing while listening to them. But let’s talk about that "Most Played" list because it’s the gift that keeps on giving. Briston Maroney’s track would get anyone to rethink all their life choices, and it seems you’ve taken it to heart. “Are You Bored Yet?” is practically a command from Spotify for you to stop hitting replay on the same sad songs and actually step outside for once. With a play count that suggests you’re one more listen away from writing your own melancholic guitar ballad, maybe it’s time to take a break from angst-filled music and finally live out a little bit of that "Art Pop" you claim to love. Looks like your jam is skipping straight to the bottom of the barrel—what’s next, a cover of "Stairway to Heaven" by C418?

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