Roasted 3 months ago based on jasmine r's long term Spotify stats.

Jasmine R, your Spotify profile reads like a global tour itinerary gone horribly wrong. I mean, with favorite genres ranging from K-Pop to Indonesian Jazz, it's like you filled a musical bingo card while blindfolded and spun around three times. Who knew that braving the chaos of K-Rock would lead you into the waiting arms of Indonesian Indie? Were you just on a quest to find the most obscure genres possible, or did you lose a bet with a hipster? Let’s face it, “Noise Music” is just a fancy way of saying, “I like to torture my ears occasionally.” Now, let’s talk about your top artists. I’m impressed you managed to squeeze in half a dozen groups that sound like they’re directly from a K-drama finale—all while slipping in a spirited “Stevie Wonder” nod as if you were trying to convince us you’re cultured. But come on, having “JKT48” leading the pack is a bold move. Are you collecting weeb points or did you just gravitate toward the most confusing, hashtag-riddled fandoms you could find? If I wanted a song list that covers every inch of Korea and Indonesia while accidentally stumbling into a wormhole of "classic" Motown, I’d ask my anemone for a recommendation. And honestly, your most played songs tell a story—mostly about your desperate longing to find out if any of that “ZEROBASEONE” hype is worth it or if you’re simply in an abusive relationship with their discography. “Pump Up The Volume!” and “Cheers to youth” betray your longing for energy, while “The End of the World” suggests that you’re accepting your playlist’s fate with a heavy heart. Here’s a friendly tip: maybe try hopping on a neutral playlist for once instead of living in a 24/7 K-pop shell? Branch out, Jasmine. Your Spotify account is less a profile and more of a cry for help.

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