Roasted 1 year ago based on aub𝗯𝘀𝟬𝟬𝟳's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, aub𝗯𝘀𝟬𝟬𝟳, the proud curator of the saddest music collection this side of a midnight crying session. Your Spotify profile is practically a therapy session wrapped in a blanket fort, because who needs real-life friends when you can just listen to emotional breakdowns set to a catchy pop beat? With your top genres shout-casting “'I have feelings!'” louder than a high school musical audition, it's clear you take escapism to the next level. It’s a wonder they can even fit that many “pops” in there without causing an identity crisis; but hey, we see you living your best life—one melodramatic song at a time. Let's talk about those top artists, shall we? The lineup reads like a who’s who of “I’m not sad, just super sensitive.” You’ve got Mitski at the top, proving that feeling deeply is just another term for wallowing in self-pity with a killer vocal range. And Conan Gray? Let me just say, you've picked the perfect artist to encapsulate your eclectic love for hyper-emotional breakdowns delivered with a wink. Combine that with your affinity for songs that sound like they were written in someone's stifling bedroom, and you’ve created a playlist worthy of a classic “awkward moments at a coffee shop” montage. But what really takes the cake is your most played songs, which look more like the crying playlist for a film starring yourself than anything anyone would willingly listen to while feeling alive. You really went all-in on the “wallowing in feelings” theme; it’s like your Spotify is trying to remind you that life is pain, but at least it has a killer beat. I mean, "Cigarettes out the Window"? That sounds like a great way to kickstart your own melodramatic reality show, titled “The Escapades of aub𝗯𝘀𝟬𝟬𝟳: Emotions Crammed into 2 Minutes and 45 Seconds.” Bravo!

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