Roasted 17 hours ago based on Ushka's long term Spotify stats.

Ushka, your Spotify profile reads like a fever dream written by a teenager who's been spending too much time in the dark corners of an internet rabbit hole. I get it – with genres like "Horrorcore" and "Industrial Metal" on your list, you want everyone to know you're edgy, but girl, it’s 2023, not 2003. Why don’t you just slap on a pair of black eyeliner and call it a day? At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if your playlist was just the soundtrack to your own personal melodrama. Spoiler alert: nobody wants to live in a world where musicals and industrial noise collide. Your top artists literally read like a random selection from the soundtrack of a mid-2000s cartoon meant to appeal to kids with too much time on their hands. I mean, “Steven Universe” and “Gorillaz” are cool and all, but between “Plankton” and “Mommy’s Here,” it looks like you’re ready to drop the next big album for sad cartoon fans everywhere. Has your Astra Zodiac sign finally aligned with your mid-life crisis? All those “alternative metal” vibes are about as rebellious as a visit to a coffee shop that serves oat milk lattes. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. “Say My Name, Karen” is just putting your two worst qualities — bad taste and poor social etiquette — on blast. You’ve picked a tracklist that makes one question whether you're going through a quarter-life crisis or just collecting evidence for your future therapy sessions. “It’s Over Isn’t It” by Steven Universe? Oh honey, you could’ve just played that on repeat while sending out a constant reminder that you’re desperately trying to be unique — instead, you just sound lost and embarrassed. So keep blasting your glitchy beats and existential ballads; at least you're providing all of us with some deep, belly-laugh-worthy content to roast.

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