Roasted 4 days ago based on Fares Abid's long term Spotify stats.

Fares Abid, the self-proclaimed curator of angst and obscure Norwegian hits, I see you’re trying to make “Rage Rap” a thing outside high school parking lots. Just a tip: if your playlist could double as an emotional support group for sad teens and confused adults, it might be time to broaden your horizons. I mean, I get the whole "Rage Rap" aesthetic—it's a great way to channel your inner 16-year-old who just found out their crush isn’t into them. But let’s be real, you’re not angry enough for that genre; you’re just trying to mask your crippling fear of being too mainstream. And what’s with the Norwegian pop and hip hop? You’re just a stone’s throw away from listening to acoustic covers of the local bus timetable. By the way, is “Russelåter” your secret ingredient for convincing everyone you’re the coolest guy at the party? Because I guarantee you’re just one too many “KJENNE DU VARMEN” spins away from being left in a corner with your feelings and an overly dramatic interpretive dance. Your Spotify choices scream, “Help, I need adult supervision!” and I can’t decide if I should laugh or call someone. Let's not overlook your top artists—congrats on finding the most fractured version of hip-hop known to mankind! You’ve successfully cultivated a collection of artists like they’re Pokémon cards, but frankly, they all seem to be in the “who's-that-again?” category. “Don Toliver” and “Yeat” are basically the musical equivalent of fast food: incredibly satisfying, but you know it’s bad for you. Honestly, if your Spotify Wrapped had a face, it would either be indifferent or mildly concerned, silently murmuring “Are you doing okay, buddy?” Here's a pro tip: diversify, or at least consider a supportive playlist like “Help Me, It’s 3 AM and I’m Crying for No Reason.”

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