Roasted 8 months ago based on Ali's long term Spotify stats.

Ali, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis playlist for someone trying to cling to their youth. Are you curating this for the "almost-30" club, or for a high school drama club audition? It’s like you took your favorite music genres, tossed them in a blender, and then forgot to put the lid on. Rap, phonk, and Brazilian phonk? What are you trying to do, summon the rhythm spirits of South America while rollerblading on the West Coast? Somehow you’ve managed to combine more genres than a confused DJ at a family wedding. Let’s talk about your top artists. Sure, Kendrick Lamar is a household name, but do you really need to look like a walking rap encyclopedia by putting him on your list seven times? I’m starting to suspect you might be in love with him. Or you just didn’t want to admit that your favorite song is actually the one that features Michael Jackson – because let’s be real, you’re just using that as a façade to mask your guilty pleasure. Next, you’re going to tell us how deep your love for Arctic Monkeys goes, while secretly jamming out to "I Want It That Way" with the rest of us awkward fans. And hey, your most played songs list is like a “What Not to Listen To” guide for anyone aspiring to have taste. “Peekaboo” — really? If I wanted to hear a track sound like it was made on a Fisher-Price guitar during a sugar rush, I’d just pull out my old toys! You’re a contradiction wrapped in a riddle, living proof that even Spotify algorithms can’t save us from bad taste. Just remember, your profile is a reflection of you, Ali. So keep it up, but don’t be surprised when people think you’ve got the personality of a playlist made up entirely of intermissions.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!