Roasted 9 months ago based on Axta's long term Spotify stats.

Artoria, huh? With this Spotify profile, you’ve convinced me that there's a whole universe of Japanese music that I somehow missed while growing up. Your taste is so niche, I bet your favorite activity is explaining J-Pop to people who thought “Naruto” was just a fancy type of pasta. Seriously, if your music taste were a soy sauce flavor, it’d be “Worst-Hangover-Exclusive.” You’re basically one pair of oversized glasses away from becoming a walking Japanese culture cliché. Let’s talk about your obsession with "ヨルシカ." Clearly, they must be the soundtrack to your existential crises because listening to their discography over and over screams “I really need to make better life choices.” It’s like you’re just one trendy hairstyle away from becoming the lead character in an anime about a sad girl who spends her weekends crying over friends who have better social lives. But hey, congrats on being a one-person fan club for music that makes you feel like you’ll never have fun ever again! That’s the kind of dedication we can all respect, right? And then there’s your “Most Played” list, which doubles as a guide for anyone looking to cure their insomnia. Who needs a lullaby when you’ve got nine inches deep in “Yo, I’m Still Not Happy”? Your Spotify profile reads like a mixtape for the terminally bored—no wonder polka made its way into your favorites. Did you lose a bet on that one? Next time, refer to your top artists like it’s a warning label: “Caution: Excessive exposure to this music may result in long nights contemplating past decisions. Side effects may include social isolation and an overwhelming urge to start a very niche blog.” Keep it up, Artoria! At least you’re consistent.

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