Roasted 2 years ago based on purrple's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s purrple! The only Spotify profile that screams “I had an emotional breakdown in 2017 but turned it into a full-time aesthetic.” Seriously, your taste in music is like a grocery store sale: you’ve got everything, and yet nothing that anyone actually wants. I mean, your favorite genres list sounds like a middle school experiment gone wrong with everything from "POV: Indie" (what's that, a music genre or a pretentious TikTok trend?) to "Modern Bollywood," which we can only assume is what you listen to when you can’t decide if you’re in the mood for a heartbreak ballad or a dance-off. Your top artists read like a therapy session for lost souls, mixed with a sprinkle of “Let’s play sad music on repeat until the neighbors call the cops.” Hozier and Mitski? Yeah, we get it—life is hard, and you have feelings. But did you really have to throw in BTS and Megan Thee Stallion so your whole profile doesn’t look like it was written on the bathroom walls of an emo bar? Your most played songs look like a playlist curated by an overly dramatic teenager with commitment issues. “Eat Your Young” and “Nobody's Soldier”—I’m starting to think your mood swings have their own Spotify account. Let’s not ignore your riveting choice of “Red Wine Supernova” as your top track—it screams, “I can't afford therapy, so I drown my sorrows in music and cheap wine.” If your mood were a song right now, it’d probably be "I Bet on Losing Dogs," which is fitting because that seems to sum up your love life, too. At this point, considering all of your music choices, it’s safe to say your Spotify profile should come with a warning: “Listening may induce existential dread, instant eye-rolls, and a sudden urge to scroll through dating apps while crying into a pillow.” Thanks for sharing your emotional turmoil with the world, purrple—please remember: therapy is just a phone call away!

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