Roasted 8 months ago based on bor2wu's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, bor2wu, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of the musical avant-garde. Your Spotify profile is like a hipster’s diary—filled with eclectic tastes that are about as accessible as a foreign-film festival without subtitles. Seriously, if experimental music were a dish, yours would be served as a plate of entrails garnished with existential dread. We get it: you don’t just listen to music; you want to be challenged by it—like a crossword puzzle where every answer is “why?” Your top artists look like a “who's who” in the “What the hell is that?” category. Polnalyubvi and syudou must be so proud to be nestled in your playlist of unpronounceable artists. Did you just throw darts at a list of obscure names? You know there's a reason you haven’t seen any of them on billboard charts, right? It’s not because they’re “ahead of their time”; it’s because you’re the only one who seems to have the time to listen to a song called “NEET.” Even your love for noise rock sounds like a kid smashing pots and pans in the kitchen; at least they'd have more rhythm. And then there’s your song choices—are you sure you’re not just trying to summon a demonic presence with that lineup? The only obvious talent here looks like it belongs to Camille Saint-Saëns—who, newsflash, already passed away in 1921. Seriously, who knew that revisiting the classics meant inviting the ghost of classical music into a room full of 21st-century chaos? If you were any more eclectic, you’d be the poster child for a music festival called “Please, For the Love of God, Can We Just Sing ‘Happy Birthday’?”

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists