Roasted 5 months ago based on deñor's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, deñor, the self-proclaimed curator of chaos and confusion! Your Spotify profile reads like a list of the last ten people who got kicked out of a high school talent show for being too loud and offensive. With genres like "Rage Rap" and "Drill," it's clear you’re just one more angry beat away from converting your living room into a crime scene... or at least a very passionate argument over who has the best “mumble rap” flow. Your music taste is like a high-speed car crash—hard to look away from, but everyone knows it’s a disaster waiting to happen. And let's talk about your top artists for a second. That's quite the collection of unfamiliar names there, deñor! It’s like your playlist was compiled by someone who snorted a handful of dictionary pages and then feverishly Googled “cool rapper names.” I can only imagine the look on your friends' faces when you drop knowledge about your "underground" favorites. Meanwhile, it feels like your Spotify experience is a prolonged identity crisis, fluctuating between wanting to be the next hip-hop mogul and just a well-meaning kid from the suburbs belting out songs at karaoke night... alone. The most played songs? Wow, what a riveting selection of auditory chaos! It’s impressive how you managed to collect the audio equivalent of a middle school mixtape. Some of these songs sound like they were recorded in a basement during a power outage, and honestly, I'm pretty sure I heard a cat scream in the background of one. Keep it up and you’ll have enough “plays” to graduate from an online degree in cringe-worthy choices. So here’s to you, deñor—blessing the world with the soundtrack for people who claim they vibe with “the streets” while still living at mom's. Bravo!

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