Roasted 1 year ago based on Abhineet's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Abhineet, your playlist is like a buffet where everything is too spicy, and you’re the only one who thinks it’s gourmet. “Desi” and “Hindi Pop” in the favorite genres? Wow, did you get lost in a YouTube rabbit hole? You must be the only one who believes every playlist needs ten different variations of ‘desi’ in it. It’s like you strung together every Bollywood genre just to ensure that nobody could ever take you seriously again. If there’s a “Hindie-Desi-Pop” chart out there, I’m giving you my vote without hesitation! Your top artists list reads like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis at a chai shop. Hans Zimmer and The Weeknd? Seems you’ve finally cracked the code to making an emotional crisis sound epic. How many needlessly dramatic movie scenes have you narrated to your friends while crying over your chicken biryani? And Pritam sneaking in there? I see you're trying to keep that ‘Bollywood is life’ vibe alive, while simultaneously attempting to convince us that you’re a sophisticated music lover. Spoiler alert: you can have both a longing for cinematic scores and a love for artists like King, but you definitely CAN'T have them on the same playlist without looking confused. Now, let’s talk about your most played songs, my dude. Your top track is literally “evenfall” by "daniel.mp3" - is that a song or just a digital version of your emotional state? With gems like "Death Is No More (Slowed)" and "Nightcrawler - Instrumental Slowed," it sounds like you're preparing for an existential crisis or a late-night deep dive into a dark web conspiracy forum. If your Spotify profile were a person, it would start wearing black turtlenecks and quoting Kafka at parties. So, my friend, keep spinning those “soulful” connections while the rest of us hold onto our dignity.

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