Roasted 2 years ago based on (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)👌's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of someone who clearly thinks picking genres is a personality trait—what's next? “POV: Your parents wish you’d get a real job?” With a list that reads like a buffet of hipster clichés, it’s impressive how you’ve managed to mix bedroom pop and hard rock in a way that suggests you're probably writing sad love songs while playing air guitar in your mom's basement. Seriously, "Weirdcore"? Sounds like a genre for people who can't decide if they want to groove or just confuse everyone around them. Your top artists scream “I’m either too cool for mainstream or just deeply confused about what I actually like.” Bo Burnham and AJR on repeat? Is this a playlist for self-therapy or a cry for help? Because let’s be honest, no one else would mix “Fish in a Birdcage” with “Ghost” unless they were trying to ward off both their exes and any potential friends. And what must your Spotify sessions look like—one minute you’re laughing at a satirical song, the next minute you’re in tears over some emo lyrics that really bring out those tax-dodging adult feelings? And let’s not even start with your most played songs—“Goodbye” by Bo Burnham followed by “MONTERO”? That's quite the emotional rollercoaster. Can we get a moment of silence for your Spotify algorithm? It’s clearly suffering some sort of identity crisis trying to make sense of your erratic taste. But hey, as long as you keep delivering those indie-pop vibes with a side of sonic confusion, you’ll always have a soundtrack for the parallel universe you’re clearly living in. Keep rocking that chaotic blend of emotional instability and creativity; at least it gives us all something to laugh about!

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