Roasted 9 months ago based on ✿Sinny✿'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's ✿Stitch✿, the musical embodiment of a glitter bomb explosion in a candy store. Favorite genres? More like a list of every single way to dodge genuine musical taste. You're out here cycling through Pop, Eurotrash, and Hyperpop like it's some kind of Olympic event, but newsflash: the judges aren't scoring on flamboyant outfits and high-pitched squeals. They want substance! Your Spotify account screams "I decorate my room in pastel colors and own three cats," and it’s not a good look. Your top artists read like a who’s who of the 13-year-old girl demographic – Olly Alexander, Taylor Swift, and Dua Lipa? Please, at this rate, you’re one glittery teardrop away from becoming a human Pinterest board. I can just picture you at parties, passionately yelling “It’s a bop!” at everyone who politely avoids eye contact while you relentlessly promote your undying love for "Soundtrack" music. What are you creating, a playlist for a mid-2000s teen drama? Spoiler alert: nobody's tuning in for that. And speaking of your most played songs, it’s clear you've mistaken obsession for musical taste. Five of your top songs being from the same artist? I mean, do you have a shrine for Olly Alexander in your closet or what? “Hallucination” can’t help you navigate the reality that your music choices are basically a perpetual sugar high mixed with an existential crisis. You definitely play your music loud enough to disrupt the entire neighborhood while simultaneously convincing yourself that’s the sound of your glorious taste. Here’s a thought: maybe try venturing into the world of soundtracks that don’t involve overproduced pop icons trying to reclaim their brief moments of fame. A little variety might help you break free from your one-note kingdom of missed possibilities!

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