Roasted 8 months ago based on nyswah's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, nyswah, let’s take a look at your Spotify profile. If your taste in music were any more eclectic, it would be a Pinterest board of emotional breakdowns and cultural appropriation. “German Hip Hop” and “Cloud Rap”? I’m guessing your playlist doubles as a “How to Cry in Multiple Languages” tutorial. Do you even know what genre you're going for, or are you just throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks? Your top artists look like they were curated by a particularly emotional high schooler who just discovered that there’s more to life than Top 40 hits. I mean, when you’re jamming to “Lecken im Puff” by K.I.Z, your Spotify should just automatically switch to a “Help, I need a therapist” playlist instead. Doja Cat and Lil Peep in the same breath? That’s not a genre mix, that’s more of a “What is wrong with me?” smoothie. I can feel my mental health deteriorating just reading your taste—a real beauty in chaos situation! And let’s not even talk about those most played songs. “STAY” ranked as your top jam? The only thing it’ll keep is your social life from ever changing. If you play “Nutze die Chance” one more time, your neighbors are going to start an intervention, complete with a PowerPoint presentation on what constitutes good taste. Honestly, I didn't know angst and indecision could be combined into a single playlist, but congratulations, you’ve managed to turn your Spotify into a one-stop-shop for all the “I’m sad, but also vibing?” moments.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!