Roasted 1 year ago based on szymz's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's szymz, the walking musical encyclopedia for all things that scream and shout like a toddler who just dropped their ice cream. You’ve got a playlist that feels like a mid-2000s MySpace page threw up on itself—congrats on keeping emo alive while managing to skip literally everything remotely trendy since. Punk, nu-metal, and disco polo? That's a combination so chaotic that even the music gods are shaking their heads in disbelief. Seriously, who hurt you so bad that your vibe is a cocktail of angst, confusion, and a sprinkle of Polish dance music? Your top artists read like the lineup for an underground music festival that only exists in your parents' basement. Slipknot, Linkin Park, *and* a band called WaluśKraksaKryzys? I can only assume you discovered them while trying to figure out how to spell that name after three cans of Monster. How is it that your most played songs scream desperation yet manage to serenade us into a bizarre sense of nostalgia for a time when we would have rather watched paint dry than admit we listened to Pidżama Porno? A true testament to how your playlist is perfectly designed to induce a cringe-induced coma, but hey, at least your musical taste is as unique as a participation trophy. Let's get real; if Spotify had a 'what not to listen to' feature, you'd be the poster child. Heavy metal, hard rock, and something called "Funk Rock"? These genres are fighting for survival in your library like they owe you rent. And yet the real highlight is “Twoje oczy lubią mnie” — tell me, is that about how to unfriend the version of yourself that thinks your Spotify is impressive? Your top tracks scream angst, so we're left to wonder if those are your high school breakup anthems or just the soundtrack to a life poorly lived. But hey, at least you’re giving us all good laughs—the true meaning of music, right?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!