Roasted 10 months ago based on LEVIII WORK AND THEN WINE's long term Spotify stats.
JLevi Werthwine, huh? Let’s unpack this towering masterpiece of a Spotify profile. Your genre choices read like a middle school dance playlist—pop, rap, and enough Christmas tracks to get you banned from any respectable party. Seriously, Christmas music in September? At this rate, your top artists should just include “Generic Spotify Algorithm” because we all know that even the songs on your most played list are saying, “Help me, I’m trapped in JLevi’s playlist!” And speaking of that top artist list, it’s like you took a BuzzFeed quiz titled “Which Basic Pop Queen Are You?” and proudly displayed your results. Are you sure you didn’t accidentally log into your mom’s account? The Weeknd and Nicki Minaj sandwiched between Kelly Clarkson and Rihanna feels less like a curated taste and more like you’re collecting vinyl exclusively from the clearance section of a Target. You’re just one ‘Bad Bitch’ anthem away from an existential crisis about your identity! Now, let’s dive into that infamous list of most played songs. “Press” by Cardi B? Wow, that really speaks to your deep need to justify the 47 times you replayed it. “Big Girls Don’t Cry”? Sounds more like a personal anthem for those tear-stained evenings after one too many Lo-Fi Beats while contemplating your life choices. And “Cars” by Gary Numan? It’s like you thought to yourself, “How can I let everyone know I have questionable taste in both music and cars at the same time?” But hey, more power to you, JLevi! At least we're all laughing with you...mostly at you.
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