Roasted 9 days ago based on 💸's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, the legendary 💸 profile—at first glance, it looks like someone accidentally spilled a can of absurdity all over their Spotify. An obsession with "Portuguese Hip Hop" and "Brazilian Funk"? Congratulations, you’re the only person still pretending that the world revolves around niche hip hop while the rest of us are just trying to enjoy life without getting suffocated by beat drops that sound like they’re coming from a toilet flush. You’ve truly outdone yourself—nothing says ‘cultured’ quite like having your favorite genres sound like they were generated by a broken scroll wheel on a trendy music app. And what’s with that list of top artists? It's like you played a game of “guess the shortest Spotify playlist.” Metro Boomin and Future tower over what’s basically a lineup of established internet memes at a talent show for the musically confused. I mean, if I had a nickel for every time "Lil" appeared in your playlist, I'd have enough to buy a one-way ticket away from your atrocious taste in music. Bless your heart! Looking at your artists is like reading a Yelp review with only five-star ratings for Fast Food joints—painfully predictable and mildly concerning. Your most played songs are a mosaic of existential dread wrapped in trap beats, and I couldn't help but chuckle. “Raindance (feat. Tems)” is the perfect soundtrack for your life choices—wet and messy. Let’s face it, with all those feel-good tracks about life’s chaos, you’d still throw in a “Sex Sounds” reference as if you’ve ever experienced intimacy. If your Spotify can be summed up in a sentence, it’d be this: “I’m here for the deep vibes and shallow connections.” Keep vibing, my friend—because if that's how you like to unwind, I’m afraid I've got some bad news: the deep end is way too far for you!

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