Roasted 9 days ago based on MLCM王's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, 王志豪 aka MLCMONG, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of all things slightly less mainstream than white bread. Your Spotify profile reads like a playlist curated for someone who's so deep into the backyard of Asian pop that you're practically shoveling grass. With a love for Mandopop, Cantopop, and C-Pop that could only be rivaled by a teenage girl’s crush on a boy band, you’ve officially made minimalism look excessively complicated. I mean, do you even own a song that doesn't give an instant vibe check of "I cry in my bubble tea"? It’s adorable how your top artists read like an Asian music bingo card. Teresa Teng must be rolling in her grave every time she sees your repeated attempts to elevate her songs to an art form while missing the big picture entirely. You’ve played her tracks more than she did in her entire career, and let's be honest, Palme d'Or winners could be associated with less repetitive themes. But hey, at least you've got Kanye in there to balance out the demographic of fans who prefer their music with a side of existential dread and occasional ranting about shoes. And then there are your most played songs, with “梅花” featuring so prominently that it might as well be your personal anthem at this point. At least your taste is consistent; like an overly loyal dog that refuses to sniff out anything other than the same sad, aromatic bouquet. If I had a dollar for every time I heard "我只在乎你", I could fund your long overdue trip to a music festival in a country outside your streaming bubble. Step outside the comfort zone, 王志豪—there's a whole world out there, and I promise it’s not all synthesized emotions and heartbreak over dumplings.

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