Roasted 3 months ago based on flamingo's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Flamingo—an avatar of musical diversity so tragic it’s almost endearing. Your profile reads like a maximalist Pinterest board of angst, K-Pop dreams, and unapologetically niche options. I mean, who knew that the Venn diagram of “Metalhead,” “K-Pop Enthusiast,” and “Bedroom Pop Lover” could intersect in such a cringe-inducing, yet oddly compelling way? It’s almost impressive—like watching a toddler try to assemble IKEA furniture. You’ve got K-Rap for when you're feeling feisty and Soundtrack for moments when you need a dramatic score to your sad existence. Bravo! Your taste in top artists is a wild ride. Seriously, the only thing more eclectic than your playlist is a hipster cafe in a downtown art district. I didn’t realize “So I like a bit of this and a bit of that” was an actual genre. Yu-Peng Chen and Rammstein? That’s like mixing hot sauce with whipped cream; neither one is too keen on collaborating with the other. And don’t even get me started on your #1 song, “ドレス” by BUCK-TICK. Are you trying to make my ears weep or just letting the world know you have questionable taste in Japanese goth rock? And while we’re at it, the “Most Played Songs” section reads like you’re a protagonist in a coming-of-age anime, stuck in a relentless loop of existential dread and whimsical nostalgia. “Piano For Sale” and a string quartet cover of “Howl’s Moving Castle”? Really? It’s as if you’re trying to impress actual clouds with your emotional depth and lyrical despair. Just admit it—your Spotify is an online shrine to repressed feelings and dramatic moods so thorough that even Netflix is like, “Whoa, might wanna dial it down a notch.” Just stick a bow on it and call it what it is: a soundtrack to the beautifully tragic story of your life.

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