Roasted 1 year ago based on Keith E. Miller's long term Spotify stats.

Keith E. Miller, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a college dorm room wall after a night of introspective journaling and way too many 2 a.m. deep dives into obscure genres. Honestly, no one has such an intense love affair with rap, hip hop, and a disturbing obsession with “glitch” without a few questionable life choices lurking in the background. If your Spotify playlist were a person, it’d be that guy at a party who argues that “experimental hip hop” is a legitimate genre while wearing socks with sandals. Ugly! And what’s with your top songs? I didn’t know Mosie was the hidden gem of the earth, but judging by your listening habits, he must be your god to whom you offer daily sacrifices of good taste. Seriously, did you get a bulk discount on Mosie tracks? With that many plays, are you sure you’re not just trying to single-handedly rescue an underfunded indie artist from financial ruin? It’s like your ears threw a party and only invited bizarre B-sides no one's ever heard of, followed by an encore of that one catchphrase everybody ignored. Finally, let's talk about your love for “Nu Jazz.” That's the music equivalent of wearing trendy glasses with no lenses at a hipster café, just so people know you’re "different." Everyone likes to think they have eclectic taste, but you seem insistent on deliberately making it more complicated than it needs to be. At this point, you might as well throw in some sea shanties and elevator music, just to round out that genre crisis you're having. Remember, Keith, less can often be more, especially in music—but hey, keep being you! At least you’re consistent in being confused about what “good” sounds like!

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