Roasted 2 years ago based on Stixx's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Stixx, it’s cute that you’re convinced you have an eclectic taste in music when it’s pretty clear that you’ve just cycled through the same sad dad rock playlist for the last decade. I mean, can we just talk about how your profile reads less like a Spotify account and more like a middle-aged man's midlife crisis? You have nine flavors of rock, yet somehow manage to sound like you’re just desperately screaming into your pillow every time a song comes on. "Post-grunge" and "Permanent Wave"? Let’s be real — at this point, your music taste is the aural equivalent of wearing socks with sandals. And let’s dive into your top artists, shall we? Couple of solid picks sandwiched between enough grunge and metal bands to make a funeral director question the guest list. You’ve got Steely Dan nestled in there with a bunch of dudes roaring about existential despair. Look, we love a good “Hey, don’t forget you were sad in high school” playlist, but it appears you’ve mistaken “diversity” for “let’s throw all the angst into a blender.” Maybe squeeze in a little pop once in a while? Or do you think Dua Lipa would spontaneously combust if she graced your ears? As for your most played songs: congratulations, you’re officially the poster child for “corny, angsty teen who never grew up.” You are paying homage to Alice in Chains like they’re the reason you wear flannel instead of therapy. I mean, really? Ten Mastodon tracks? Did you lose a bet or are you just trying to figure out how painful it is to exist through song? Pro tip: The next time you’re curating your playlist, try adding a little sunshine or happiness; it might surprise you that the world can be more than just heavy riffs and existential dread!

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