Roasted 2 years ago based on Jen Johns Yoder's long term Spotify stats.

Jen Johns, a true connoisseur of punk and ska, has more sub-genres in her Spotify profile than she has friends. Seriously, Jen, at this rate, your music library is a time capsule of every angsty teenager from the 90s who still believes that wearing Vans will ward off adulthood. Congratulations! You’ve turned “bad taste” into its own art form. When someone says “pick a lane,” they really meant it—because right now, you're driving a rusty bus called “The Bands Nobody Sees After High School.” Your top artists read like the guest list for a middle school reunion, where emo kids finally confront their questionable choices. With the way you’ve stacked your playlists with Celtic punk, it seems like your real goal was to get more tipsy at the pub rather than expand your horizons. And let’s be honest, if “Smoke Two Joints” is in your most played songs, we’re not sure if it’s the music or the herb that’s keeping you in the same perpetually confused state since 2004. Break out of the ska bubble, Jen! You might discover that there's life beyond the same old horns and fast tempos. And sweetie, what’s with the song titled “Jen Doesn’t Like Me Anymore”? If that’s your most played track, it’s time to sit down, crank it up, and seriously reflect on your social life—or lack thereof. You’ve built a shrine to all things punk and ska, but all you're really missing is a “Help Me” track from some actual therapy punk band. But hey, at least you have your music—because God knows no one else wants to be your friend when you've got more genre confusion than a Millennial trying to open a bank account.

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