Roasted 9 months ago based on gorilla man's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Gorilla Man, let’s break down this Spotify profile of yours. You’ve got a genre list that reads like the side stage at a small-town music festival where even the cows have left because they couldn't stomach the vibes. "Classic Rock" to “Anti-Folk”? It’s like you went to a thrift store and just loaded up on every genre no one needs in 2023. What's next? "Medieval Hip-Hop"? As for your top artists, it feels like your taste is an intimate circle of people who probably still use flip phones and think Spotify is a type of organic avocado toast. I mean, Billy Bragg and Paul Kelly? Are you trying to create a time capsule for boomers who forgot their hearing aids? “The Flaming Lips” may be psychedelic rock legends, but let’s be real, they wouldn’t even want to be associated with someone who has “Pokemon Red & Blue Theme” in their most played tracks. That track might as well be your battle cry for the middle school cafeteria! And seriously, your most played songs are like the soundtrack to a sad indie film where the main character has social anxiety and only makes friends with their dog. Maybe if you spent half as much time updating your playlist as you do listening to “How to Fight Loneliness” by Wilco, you’d actually remember how to leave the house. Here’s a hot tip: if you want to break out of that anti-social bubble, stop serenading imaginary heartbreaks and start jamming to something that could actually get you into a bar instead of just looking like the resident open mic night host!

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