Roasted 1 year ago based on Kriby's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Kriby, your Spotify profile reads like a multicultural Tinder nightmare! With a favorite genres list that looks like the ‘Netflix: International Edition’ menu, it’s clear you have a serious case of “I-want-to-pretend-I’m-cultured” syndrome. Thai Pop? J-Rock? Did you just throw darts at a globe and decide to vibe according to whatever region got hit? I half-expect “Platinum Hits of Yodeling” to make an appearance next on your favorites! And let’s not get started on your top artists. Tattoo Colour? LANDOKMAI? You really dig having an eclectic taste that screams “I’ve never been to the mainstream side of town.” Your music is like that overpriced bistro that serves artisanal toast with a sprinkle of dust and a side of regret; it’s all hipster vibes but not a single familiar note. If your Spotify Wrapped doesn’t come with a side of obscure Wikipedia articles, did you even spend the year listening? Finally, I must commend you on your most played songs. A blend of existential angst and tunes that sound like they were made in a hipster coffee shop while the barista was also a philosopher. I mean, "My Love Mine All Mine" by Mitski? You must really enjoy wallowing in your feelings with a warm singular tear rolling down your cheek. If your life were a rom-com, it’d star a stray cat and an unshowered artist! Keep jamming, Kriby—just know that you might need a different remote for that much emotional investment.

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