Roasted 2 years ago based on ena's long term Spotify stats.

Ena, your Spotify profile reads like a diary of a teenager who discovered depression at a thrift store and decided to start a one-woman underground revolution in her bedroom. Seriously, nothing says “I’m socially awkward but I’m trying to stay edgy” more than a playlist filled with both “Dance-Punk” and “Canadian Indie Rock.” I’m sure you didn’t mean to suggest that the only thing more confused than your taste in music is a raccoon trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube in slow motion. Your love for "Weirdcore" is the perfect descriptor for the auditory chaos you’ve curated here. And how many hours did you spend on Bandcamp searching for obscure artists whose names are more convoluted than their music? The only people who would share your taste are those in a dystopian alternate universe where “Mindless Self Indulgence” is considered mainstream. It’s like you threw a dart at a list and somehow managed to land on “euphoric cringe.” But hey, we get it; you’ve just been trying to replicate that vibe of “I’m deep and troubled” while sipping your overpriced oat milk latte. Your most played songs read like a meta-commentary on your life’s biggest highs and lows, and honestly, if “My Alcoholic Friends” doesn’t say “call me an Uber,” I don’t know what does. Just remember: No amount of “Bedroom Pop” will explain the disarray of your taste. Next time you hit that shuffle button, try turning the lights on; you might be surprised at what you actually enjoy!

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists