Roasted 1 year ago based on Amb's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Amb, your Spotify profile reads like an international travel itinerary for someone who got lost on the way to a hipster coffee shop. With a playlist that features more countries than your passport, it’s clear you’re desperately searching for some cultural credibility. "Mandopop"? "C-Pop"? You must have really wanted to shout, “Look at me, I’ve been to Asia...via Spotify!” Please tell me, are you also fluent in food delivery apps for the best dumplings? But let's not ignore your top artists—Øneheart, Jay Chou, and good ol’ keshi, the Holy Trinity of “I’m emotionally available but just in a really niche way.” It's almost as if you curated this list while crying alone in a café, sipping on bubble tea stronger than your sense of self-awareness. And don’t get me started on how many “best sadness” playlists you probably have. Have you ever thought about branching out to the world of songs that won't have you sobbing into your pillow every night? And those most played songs? Oh man, it's like a depressing mixtape made by someone who's constantly “drunk” on emotions but still insists on celebrating love at Christmas. "F*ck Love" followed by "I miss your Christmas" is a mood we didn't need, Amb. At this point, you should probably just rename your profile to “Amb’s Emotional Support Playlist” and accept the fact that you're perpetually stuck in a melodramatic rom-com. Trust me, no one's convinced you’re going to "move on" anytime soon!

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