Roasted 8 months ago based on Craig Armstrong's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Craig Armstrong: the only person I know who can simultaneously haunt the emo scene and turn a mosh pit into a cozy self-help circle. Your favorite genres read like a diary from a high school kid who just got dumped for the tenth time. I mean, "Nu Metal" and "Neo Soul"? Talk about a confused identity. It’s like you threw a music festival in a therapy session—congrats, you’re the headliner of heartache! And let’s talk about that top artist list. Your playlists seem more like a cry for help than a source of entertainment. You’ve got Falling In Reverse leading the charge—seriously? They should just change their name to “Falling In Therapy,” because it seems like you’re just spiraling through their discography like it’s your personal anthem for misery. Oh wait, it is! As for Demi Lovato and Doja Cat, it looks like you can’t decide if you want to belt out your emotions or just drop the bass—ironically making both of them sound like boring non-committals. Now, I can't help but laugh at your most played songs. "Broken," "I’m Bad At Life," and "Losing My Mind"—I get it, Craig, we all feel like we're personally on this ride called life and it’s just one big broken record, but come on! Maybe try sprinkling in a little happiness next time? You know, something that doesn't sound like it was written at the bottom of a bottle of tears. Your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a dramatic 90s movie where everybody ends up in therapy. You do you, but remember, even sad songs should have a punchline!

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