Roasted 2 years ago based on alessio's long term Spotify stats.

Alessio, your Spotify profile looks like a love letter to a middle-schooler’s playlist—if that middle school was located in a parallel universe where getting a degree in “Hyper-Niche Subgenres” was a thing. Seriously, with a favorite genre list that’s longer than the attention span of the average TikTok user, I half expect your next favorite to be "Elevator Music" just to round it out. Romanian Trap? Really? What's next? "East Lansing Polka" or "Underwater Basket Weaving Club Jams"? Your artists list reads like a “How to Stay Broke and Never Leave Your Room” guide. Ken Carson, Yeat, and Destroy Lonely? I didn’t know you were a connoisseur of the SoundCloud dumpster dive. I mean, at least you’ve diversified with Drake and Travis Scott, but you're probably one tweet away from declaring your love for the lyrical majesty of the "Nyan Cat" theme. If you were any more niche, we’d have to start issuing “Do Not Resuscitate” orders for your taste in music! And let’s talk about your top tracks featuring Ken Carson more than a teenage girl has had boy band crushes. "Jennifer's Body" and "Paranoid"? Sounds like the soundtrack to your existential crisis, which honestly explains a lot. With a name that rolls off the tongue like a bootleg brand of energy drink and a playlist that could put even the most patient roommate to sleep, it’s safe to say your music taste has reached an Olympic level of cringe. But hey, at least you know what you like… even if what you like is terrible.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!