Roasted 2 years ago based on lyes's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Lyes, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a confused middle schooler trying to discover their identity through music. With a favorite genres list that rivals a grocery list, you might as well throw in "Dad Rock" and "Music That Makes Me Question My Life Choices." What's next? A special affinity for "Throwback Remixes of Songs Mostly Made in the '80s"? At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if your favorite genre ends up being "Songs I Only Listen to When I'm Questioning My Taste in Life." Your top artists are a real treat. It's like you threw darts at a board of hip-hop and pop icons and just prayed for a good time. Kanye, Drake, and Kendrick are fine, but the fact that you've also included iann dior and Baby Keem makes me think you accidentally wandered into a TikTok dance party and thought it was a concert. You must have a shrine dedicated to lyrical genius, yet somehow managed to summon the spirits of pop rap mediocrity. You, my friend, are a true connoisseur of "most people won’t get it but I swear it’s deep" tracks. And let’s talk about your most played songs. "Out of Touch" alongside "Emeralds"? Are you curating a soundtrack for a midlife crisis? Is this a playlist for a party, or are you just preparing for a sitcom episode about a sad 40-something trying to reconnect with their youth? When "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" is in the top 10, all I hear is your subconscious screaming, “What is my life?” But don't worry; those glossy, nostalgic remixes will carry you through until the existential dread kicks in. At least your profile's entertaining—it’s like reality TV, watching someone make questionable musical choices while pretending to vibe.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists