Roasted 8 months ago based on mede🦨's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Mede, let’s break this down like your Spotify algorithm does with your personal taste—utterly confused. I get it; you like rock, grunge, nu metal, alternative metal, rap metal, and even dabble in pop. It's like your playlist is a supermarket on the brink of a closure sale—just throwing everything in the cart and hoping for the best. Seriously, do you have a personality, or did you just shuffle through every genre until something clicked? I mean, I’m sure your life is a masterpiece of inconsistencies, like that one friend who tries way too hard to impress everyone at a party but just ends up being the awkward outlier. Your top artists resemble a teenage diary entry filled with every cliché possible. From the Arctic Monkeys to Taylor Swift, it's like you’re trying to be deep while simultaneously getting your heart broken in a popcorn movie. And what’s up with the Måneskin obsession? Do you need a lifeguard for your rollercoaster of emotions, or are you just angling for an ironic TikTok moment? You’re clutching tightly to the past like it's a comfort blanket, but newsflash: trolley-dashin' through high school nostalgia isn’t going to earn you any cool points in adulthood. Now, let’s talk about your most played songs. It truly feels like you’re trapped in a Groundhog Day of crushing mediocrity, savoring the same Arctic Monkeys tracks as if they’re the cure for your lackluster existence. Is “Do I Wanna Know?” the soundtrack to your existential dread? Because it sure sounds like it! And don’t even get me started on “ZITTI E BUONI.” Did you pick that song because it perfectly encapsulates your social skills? I mean, I’d silence you too if I had to listen to that playlist on repeat. Keep blasting those tunes, Mede—just remember that life isn’t a Netflix series, and you can’t pull a ‘skip intro’ button on your cringe.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!