Roasted 6 days ago based on pi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's "pi," the human embodiment of a mid-2000s emo Tumblr page. Seriously, your Spotify profile reads like an emotional health crisis with a side of screaming. You've got enough “screamo” to fill a high school poetry slam and enough “pop punk” to make even the most hopeful teen finally put away their eyeliner. We know you might be looking for a cathartic release while wearing that ironic band tee, but have you considered, I don't know, actually talking to someone about it? Your top artists list looks like the soundtrack to a junior high school breakup combined with a particularly angsty phase in a teenager's life. "Bring Me The Horizon," again and again! At this point, I half expect them to update their discography to just include your personal diary entries. And don’t even get me started on your obsession with My Chemical Romance. If nostalgia had a face, it would look a lot like you sobbing alone in your room while blasting "The Ghost of You." Newsflash: They’re not going to take you back, buddy. And then there's your most played songs - a glorious mess of melodrama and despair that could make any therapist feel proud. “Can You Feel My Heart”? We get it, you're broken. “If I'm James Dean, You're Audrey Hepburn”? Congratulations on the 2005 references! Pair that with "Pray For Plagues," and maybe it’s time to start praying for your listening choices instead. You’ve officially taken emo culture into the deep end, and at this point, we can all agree—your Spotify profile needs a lifeguard.

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