Roasted 1 year ago based on bloodinsides ☆'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh boy, bloodinsides ☆—you were clearly on a mission to make "existential crisis" a full-time gig. Your playlist looks like a graveyard for angst-ridden teenagers who still think wearing black eyeliner is a personality trait. Darkwave? More like “darkly depressing,” and it’s no wonder your music taste resembles a coffee shop menu in a goth's paradise. I half-expect a candle-lit altar to your lost youth to be in the background of your profile picture. Are you lamenting over someone from high school who never loved you back or just perpetually stuck in a '90s music video? And what’s with the favorite artists? Only someone with a master’s degree in brooding could come up with a top ten so niche it sounds like a list from a cult promoting the idea that happiness is overrated. Depeche Mode? Sure, they’re classics, but even they’d be rolling in their graves if they knew they were sandwiched between Lana Del Rey and Listen-to-my-sad-story-Melanie Martinez. And don't get me started on your obsession with industrial music. If I wanted to listen to something that sounded like a malfunctioning factory, I’d just crank up the blender while I scream into a pillow. Your most played songs are the cherry on top of this delightful mess. Honestly, "Whirlwind" by "Beauty's Confusion"? I can’t tell if you're listening to music or having an emotional breakdown. And who knew "Steine Sind Steine" wasn’t a death metal band in a campground, but an actual song you’d put on repeat? At this point, I’m concerned that you’ve mistaken your Spotify account for a diary where angst and sadness come together to form one exciting, yet utterly tragic, sonic experience. Keep doing you, bloodinsides ☆ — just don’t expect anyone to want to chill with you at the darkwave bar anytime soon!

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