Roasted 7 months ago based on 🪅 airi . • 》ᛝ's long term Spotify stats.

Aliyah, your Spotify profile is a dazzling display of musical indecisiveness that makes a toddler in a candy store look like they know exactly what they want. With a favorite genres list longer than most people’s attention spans, it’s like you threw a dart at a musical genre wheel and whatever it landed on—like "Nightcore" and "J-Pop"—made it to your playlist. You’ve got everything but a solid identity, and I wouldn’t be surprised if your shuffle mode fights back in an act of rebellion against your chaotic taste. And let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? It’s like you raided a hipster’s closet and threw in a sprinkle of anime fandom for good measure! Melanie Martinez and Mitski? What are you trying to express—angst or just a serious case of “I’m too profound for my own good?” Your playlist screams, “I’m a complex being,” but in reality, it’s just a background track to your life story—uninvited and a little cringeworthy. “Will Wood”? Please, that sounds more like a name for a lumberyard than a musician. Finally, those most played songs of yours read like the tortured confession of a middle school diary. “I Can’t Decide” feels like an anthem for your entire existence, while “Wet” by Dazey and the Scouts makes me question your decision-making skills even further. And do I need to ask who “Frog96” is? It’s like you swiped right on anyone with a clever name and an intriguing title. Your Spotify is less of a collection and more of a cry for help, so here’s hoping you find some stability in whatever genre that might be—maybe just stick to the "Old School Hip Hop" before your musical identity starts writing its own horror story!

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