Roasted 13 days ago based on jessieee's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Jessieee! The self-proclaimed curator of emotional melodrama who spends more time in Taylor Swift's discography than a heroine in a rom-com. Seriously, your Spotify account could be renamed 'The Taylor Swift Rehabilitation Center' because it's obvious that you're just here to nurse your broken heart back to health. With half of your most played songs being from the same artist, it’s no wonder you’re still “On Your Own, Kid.” At this point, you should just pay rent to Swift's label and get a loyalty card for all the therapy hours you spend in those heartbreaking ballads. I can't help but notice that your top artists read like a lineup for the next big karaoke night at the local dive bar. Bruno Mars, Olivia Rodrigo, and Justin Bieber? You’ve got the taste of a 21st-century high school cheerleader who just discovered heartbreak. But the real kicker is that you keep recycling Swift’s songs like they’re your top-status life lessons. Why settle for a mixed playlist when you can just replay “Fearless” on loop and remind everyone that your love life is, well, anything but? And let’s talk about those most played songs—dear Lord, if I see one more version of “Taylor’s Version,” I might have to stage an intervention! You know, Jessieee, it’s possible to add variety to your life without fearing that it might knock your emotional support pop star off her pedestal. Spice it up—add a little rock, maybe some jazz, or heck, even a few tunes from artists who don’t require a multi-album re-recording to stay relevant. But until then, while you're busy drowning in the waters of heartbreak and enchantment, just remember: it’s okay to come up for air and listen to something that doesn’t have the word “swift” in it!

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