Roasted 1 year ago based on m14kisz's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, m14kisz, let’s talk about your Spotify profile—because holy K-Pop idols, it reads like a middle school playlist that got trapped in a Pitchfork review. You’ve got more genres than a hipster coffee shop has types of milk! Seriously, who do you think you are? The musical flavor savant of the universe? News flash: No one needs a mashup of Reggaeton and K-Rap unless they’re trying to summon a one-hit-wonder that makes us question every decision you’ve ever made. Your top artists list looks like you threw a dart at a list of artists who are cool but probably avoid listening to you because your taste is all over the place. You’ve got everything from Tyler, The Creator to LOONA; it’s like you’re trying to present the ultimate soundtrack to a very confused teen drama. And really, how many times can we listen to “DIE FOR ME”? Maybe a thousand plays, because clearly you’re trying to outdo teleportation with how often you go back to the same trite themes. What’s next, an album titled "Songs I've Played to Avoid Human Interaction"? And let’s not gloss over your most played songs—the evidence is damning. Between "Might Not" and “Ego Death,” it’s almost like you’ve compiled a list of songs to cry to while staring into the void of your taste in music. If you spent half as much time curating your Spotify as you did shamelessly begging for those friend requests, you might have a profile that's not a full-on trainwreck of awkwardness. It’s time to hit shuffle on your self-awareness, m14kisz, because right now it sounds like the world is preparing for your Spotify Wrapped as a reality show pitch: “Musical Identity Crisis: Confessions of a Genre Hoarder.”

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists