Roasted 2 years ago based on Yannie's long term Spotify stats.

Yannie, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage angst poetry slam that somehow got trapped in a basement full of vinyl records and bad decisions. Seriously, with favorite genres like "Scream Rap" and "Rage Rap," it sounds like your playlist was designed for the sole purpose of making your parents question every life choice they’ve ever made. If your life was a film, it’d be titled “Cry For Help: The Musical.” Good luck explaining to your therapist why every song sounds like a soundtrack for a horror movie where the killer is just rage-fueled despair. Your top artists are a collection of musical chaos that could only be understood by an alien who just landed on Earth and thinks the human experience revolves around pain and discontent. I mean, “Yeat” and “Scarlxrd”? Come on, it’s like you opened a genre blender set to “edgy” and poured the results straight into your earbuds. Let’s be real; if “Demon Lover” is your jam, you might want to check for any actual demons lurking in your love life. Spoiler alert: They’re definitely there, and they’re probably laughing at your hopeless attempts to vibe with the darkness. And your most played songs? They read like a diary entry from a particularly melodramatic teenager who just discovered what “existential dread” feels like. "Ripped Out My Lungs So I Could Breathe" followed by "Give Up" — we get it, Yannie, life is tough. But maybe it’s time to leave the angst phase behind and embrace a little joy, like some clean pop that doesn’t sound like a cry from the void. Because if you keep rolling with these tracks, I’m worried your Spotify Wrapped may just become a documentary titled "Why Did We Let This Happen?"

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