Roasted 2 years ago based on Michael's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Michael, your Spotify profile reads like the declaration of a man who's been living in a one-horse town for way too long. Your favorite genres could use a little variety—perhaps a side of "please break free from your country prison." Outlaw country? More like Outlaw Taste. Is your idea of a wild night binge-listening to banjo solos and contemplating why your boots haven’t touched anything but hay? The only thing more predictable than your playlist is the plot of a Hallmark movie set in a cornfield. Let's take a look at your top artists, shall we? Tyler Childers and Zach Bryan are probably just as confused about your obsession with them as you are about how to not sound like a lumberjack at a family BBQ. When "Grateful Dead" tops your list of favorites, I can't help but wonder if you're just using their music as a safety net for your complete lack of personality. You know, a little sprinkle of nostalgia to disguise the fact that you peaked in high school at the only tractor pull that ever got canceled due to a lack of horsepower. And the most played songs? "Cigarette Trees" and "Dying to Make A Living"? Sounds like the anthem of someone who's two steps away from getting kicked out of their own backyard BBQ. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped might as well come with a disclaimer: "Warning—exposure may result in hay fever and an inexplicable urge to wear plaid." So, Michael, do us all a favor—hit shuffle once in a while and embrace the beautiful chaos of life outside your Appalachian echo chamber. Who knows? You might just discover that the world has more to offer than just acoustic guitar and existential dread.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!