Roasted 2 years ago based on Mal's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Mal! The human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm that still hasn’t figured out what it actually wants. Your music taste reads like a list of popular Google searches from 2016—contemporary R&B, alternative vibes, and enough Beyoncé to power her entire discography through a toxic reunion. Are you missing your soul, or are you just heavily invested in genres that require a PhD to decipher? It’s a wonder your playlists don’t come with a fancy explanation and a 15-minute TED talk on "What Does It All Mean?" If I had a dollar for every time I saw “Beyoncé” pop up on your most played list, I’d be richer than she is! Seriously, do you have a shrine set up in your room dedicated to her? It’s fine to indulge in Queen Bey, but your obsession is rivaled only by teenage girls on TikTok trying to recreate her dance moves. You’ve got more tracks from her than actual personality traits. I’m just waiting for the day when your Spotify ends up having more songs than friends, which is an inevitable fate at this point! And let's not even get started on your questionable choice of “top artists.” You’ve got a melange of hip hop royalty mixed with more indie soul than a college coffee shop. It’s like you took “Diversity in Music” a bit too seriously and ended up with a playlist that feels like an awkward conversation at a dinner party—trying to be relatable but only making everyone wish they could leave early. If this profile doesn’t scream “I’m desperately trying to prove I have layers,” then nothing will. Just remember, the only thing layered here is your need for validation through underground tracks!

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