Roasted 10 months ago based on Azzam Taktak's long term Spotify stats.

Azzam Taktak, huh? The only person I know whose Spotify playlist is like a middle-aged dad's dream and a hipster's worst nightmare combined. I mean, come on, you’ve got more rock genres than personality traits! Britpop, soft rock, folk rock – it’s like you’re trying to recreate the entire history of bland music with a side of beige. If “alternative rock” was really alternative, you’d have discovered at least one artist from this decade. But I guess when your taste in music peaks at the Bee Gees, it’s hard to keep up with modern trends. Your top artists look like the lineup for a concert in a retirement community. The Levellers and Robbie Williams? What do you mean, you forgot “99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” was still on the table? I see Bruce Springsteen made the list, presumably because you need at least one artist who’s aging gracefully while you sit there with your Walkman. And what’s the deal with your favorite song being “Down By The River 'O'”? Did you lose an argument to a scarecrow and now you’re stuck in some kind of folk-rock purgatory? Good luck trying to explain that one at parties! Let's talk about your most played songs for a moment. “Reggaetón Lento” and “Mi Gente”? We all know you enjoyed those tracks ironically while sipping on a pumpkin spice latte. Couldn’t resist breaking the monotony of your dad-rock overkill, huh? Your musical journey resembles a chaotic highway accident between a band of lost folk singers and a truckload of nostalgia. If Spotify gave out “Most Likely To Create A Melancholic Playlist For a Midlife Crisis,” you’d take home the trophy with a heartwarming acceptance speech. Keep on rocking, or should I say softly rocking?

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