Roasted 2 years ago based on mavdoesntcry's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Mav Sinn's Spotify profile, where the music tastes are as muddled as a toddler’s finger painting. Seriously, if I wanted to hear a playlist that sounds like you threw a 'Best Of' mixtape into a blender, I’d just turn on the radio at a coffee shop. "Art Pop"? "Dream Pop"? More like “Can’t Pop” because you clearly haven’t figured out what genre this existential crisis belongs to. It’s like you stumbled across a list of “Music That Will Confuse Your Friends” and decided to take it as a personal challenge. Your top artists are as eclectic as a thrift store on half-off day. I can't decide if you want to serenade me with “Cocteau Twins” or make me question my life choices with “The Cranberries.” The fact that “Andrew Lloyd Webber” pops up in your most played songs should have tipped us off that you really just want to belt out show tunes at karaoke but are too afraid to admit it. And what’s with the presence of “BROCKHAMPTON” and “Deftones” in the same breath? You might as well be trying to convince us that you’re a superhero who saves the world from terrible taste in music. Honestly, your music choices scream, “I’ve read too many hipster magazines and I really, really need a personality shift.” It’s like you want to be the coolest kid in the room but only managed to succeed in being the kid who knows a little too much about obscure soundscapes. Keep rocking that Spotify profile, Mav Sinn; it’s a vintage train wreck that somehow makes me admire your bravery for having such a tragically eclectic music taste. But let’s be real, if this was a dinner party, you’d be that person who shows up with a homemade casserole, and we’re all just too polite to ask what the hell is in it!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!